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Yogi
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Give Us Your Statistics

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Approximately 97% of all statistics are made up.

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This winter, 71% of Maine residents have seriously considered moving to Dixie. (us, too!)

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ClaireDU

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When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:

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ClaireDU wrote:When I first joined Bra Information, Yogi, I gave my statistics. What more do you want? :roll:


Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:

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99% of all lawyers give the rest a bad reputation.

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Charts and graphs accompanied by 8x10 glossy photos :mrgreen:


In your dreams, mate. :naughty:

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That's what they all say Claire :sigh:

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63% of all people who claim they hate statistics actually work for pollster companies!

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imbizze

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97% of all mini van soccer moms are habitual speeders. They are always running late and are in a hurry!

I swear it must be true!

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G5Pontiac

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Three out of four Americans make up 75% of the population.

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9 out of 10 dentists think that other guy is crooked.

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mdkilmer

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100% of all Americans have been virgins at least once.

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StVandal

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Average abv.*% for non-alcoholic beer? 0.5%
Average domestic American beer abv.? 4.5% - 5.2%
Average IPA (India Pale Ale) abv.? 7% - 8%
Average barley wine (don't let the name fool you, it's a type of ale) abv.? 8% - 29%


*Alcohol By Volume

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mdkilmer

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0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.

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:mrgreen:

100% of drivers think they're better than average.

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ClaireDU

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50% of them are. Is that statistically right? Maths were not and still aren't my best subject. :lol:

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mdkilmer

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Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.

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mdkilmer wrote:0.0% of Seattleites have managed to take over the world with laser-eyed robots.

Only about 40% of a poll agree with autonomous robots being used in open warfare, but the nice things about robots is they don't care what people think of them!

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ClaireDU

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mdkilmer wrote:Claire, 50% of them ARE. But, according to a survey I read a while back, almost 80% of them THINK that they are. Truth.


And, no doubt, those 80% are men.... :whistle:

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StVandal

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24% of all traffic fatalities are caused by drunk drivers.
This means 76% are caused by sober ones.

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