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Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 22 Jan 2011, 15:20
by kg

Inventing new words? Take THAT, Sarah Palin! :P

The topic of ludicrous directions has been brought up before, but one just struck me funny.

I'm getting ready to bake a frozen pumpkin pie, so I took it out of the freezer and read the directions so I'd know what to pre-heat the oven to. The very first instruction caught my eye:

"1. Remove pie from freezer."

:eek2:

Yeessss....I've done that! How else would I be reading these directions? :roll:

One possibility did come to mind though...if I were trapped in the freezer with the pie. Then it would make perfect sense! Of course, someone would have to remove ME from the freezer before I could comply with the directions! :?

Which led me to the perfect solution to that dilemma. I'm going to screen print directions on all my clothes. The directions will be as follows:

"1. Remove from freezer."
"2. Stand in sink and allow to thaw for 24 hours at room temperature."


That oughta about cover it. :|

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 23 Jan 2011, 16:36
by Ice.Maiden
I doubt it - your clothes might've shrunk by then! LOL.

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 06 Feb 2011, 22:22
by pilvikki

:lmao4: @ icy!

also, a big turkey takes more than 24 hrs to thaw....

just saying.
:shifty:

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 07 Feb 2011, 03:33
by kg

:shock: :? :bleh:

:P

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 08 Feb 2011, 22:47
by pilvikki

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 09 Feb 2011, 02:20
by kg

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 09 Feb 2011, 19:15
by ladypatg
:lmao4: :lmao4: :lmao4: :lmao4: :lmao4: :lmao4: :lmao4:

I do hope the pie also had instructions to remove it from the box before baking.

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 10 Feb 2011, 22:09
by Ice.Maiden
Eek!! Do you have to remove pies from their boxes first then?!! :lmaof3:

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 15 Feb 2011, 23:24
by pilvikki

and here you wondered why my family knew the dinner was ready by the fire alarm sounding?

Re: Ludicrosity!

PostPosted: 07 Mar 2011, 17:55
by Ice.Maiden